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- TOP TEN OTHER WAYS O.J. IS RELAXING
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- 10. Dropping by his old prison cell for a dip in the Jacuzzi
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- 9. Putting bumper sticker on car: "Honk if you're the real killers"
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- 8. Hitting, uh, golf balls
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- 7. Taking the Bronco out onto the highway and cranking it up to 47 MPH
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- 6. Jumping out of hedges in front of Kato and scaring the crap out of him
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- 5. Perfecting his "killer Margaritas"
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- 4. Doing surprise walk-ons in other murder trials
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- 3. Reading the new Late Show Book of Top Ten Lists, available now for just
- $16 at bookstores everywhere (adda of Top Ten book cover)
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- 2. Joking with his buddies, "I'll tell you who's the real butcher -- whoever
- gave Letterman that haircut!"
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- 1. Getting 'faced with F. Lee
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- Letterman, Thursday, October 19, 1995
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